Astrology with Squidward (partially lost series of animated shorts; 2000s)


Astrology with Squidward
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Status Partially Found

Astrology with Squidward is a 2000 Nickelodeon series of interstitial shorts where, during different times of the year during the original airing, Squidward Tentacles would explain the different parts of the Zodiac. The Zodiac symbols that are represented in the shorts, however, are just crudely designed versions of the main characters (like SpongeBob as Sagittarius and Patrick as Taurus), although Mr. Krabs is represented in his normal design as Cancer, and two Ambulance Fish are represented in their normal design as Gemini.

Despite the shorts becoming nearly as popular as its predecessor, Nickelodeon made the decision to pull them from the air in 2001, but later reappeared on their sister channel, Nicktoons, in 2002, where they continued to enjoy airtime up until 2005. Having last aired at a time when recording television wasn't as prevalent as it is now, several variants and entire shorts are missing. Six English shorts, six Russian-dubbed shorts, and a Polish-dubbed short have surfaced. The two shorts that are completely missing are Libra (Squidward) and Virgo (Pearl).

Videos

The surviving English, Russian, and Polish shorts are listed below.

"Cancer" (15 seconds in the video).
"Cancer" in Russian.
"Taurus".
"Taurus" in Russian.
"Gemini".
"Gemini" in Russian.
"Pisces".
"Pisces" in Russian.
"Sagittarius".
"Sagittarius" in Russian.
"Leo".
"Leo" in Russian.
"Leo" in Polish.

Updates

Dec 29, 2013: Redditor SickFinga translated three of the Russian shorts and the transcripts are available here. Later that day, Lost Media Wiki contributor bun39 uploaded the Russian dubs of the episodes with English subtitles in .mov format to mega.co.nz.

  • Leo is downloadable here
  • Pisces is downloadable here
  • Sagittarius is downloadable here


Dec 2, 2014: Youtuber hosta mahogey's hoagie hut uploaded the original English recording of "Pisces", which has been listed above.

Nov 22, 2015: Youtuber CatscratchFan4004 uploaded part of the original English recording of "Leo".

Nov 24, 2015: Youtuber SpongeBrandedExtra uploaded the original English recording of "Sagittarius", which has been listed above.

Jan 1, 2016: Youtuber Final Atomic Buster uploaded the full English recording of "Leo", which has been listed above.

Aug 2, 2016: A Polish dub for "Leo" has surfaced on Youtube, which has been listed above.

Comments


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Anonymous user #1

7 months ago
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hah, I see these in belgium all the time, might tape one next time I go(In august)
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Anonymous user #13

4 months ago
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Please do! we might find all the shorts if you do!
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Nodog

3 months ago
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So uh, anon, did you ever go?
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Deergirl

3 months ago
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And he was never heard of again. Why do people do that? Is it a form of trolling?
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TheYoshiState

13 days ago
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August came and went and so far he still has yet to post a follow-up.

I hate it when people just announce that they claim to have or will soon have pieces of lost media and after that never come online again.
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Anonymous user #2

7 months ago
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Were certain signs never covered in these segments? I've noticed no mention of Capricorn whatsoever.
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Anonymous user #7

5 months ago
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Missing signs just probably haven't been recorded or found again yet.
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Anonymous user #3

6 months ago
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It's sad that they're lost. They're actually pretty funny.
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Anonymous user #4

6 months ago
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I think that either Capricorn wasn't covered, or its lost without a trace.
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Anonymous user #5

6 months ago
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What about aries
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Anonymous user #6

6 months ago
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Gemini though, " this month, their moon is uranus, so, you smell funny"
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Anonymous user #8

5 months ago
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I'm a Sagittarius and he described me perfectly.
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Anonymous user #11

5 months ago
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So you poop while your walking?
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Feathernox

5 months ago
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I'm from Russia, and I watched some of this shorts (with Russian dub) on Nickelodeon. Actually, six surviving were easy to find on Youtube (they are still available there - https://www....=8aFZSxJYkFA). Still, I remember only those, no Libra/Virgo/whatsoever.
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Anonymous user #9

5 months ago
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I might have a lead for the missing ones, stay tuned. I'll be going through old tapes. I found Taurus on one.
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Keek

5 months ago
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Found the Polish version of "Lion" Zodiac over here: https://www....=kOyc9UF1j-A
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Anonymous user #10

5 months ago
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Anything yet on the lost 2 ( or possibly 3)?
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Sf95

5 months ago
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I'd like to see Aquarius as that's my zodiac sign.
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Anonymous user #12

5 months ago
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Feathernox has upload a link to the other three Russian versions. You should add them.
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Raincrafter

4 months ago
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This is great- I love Squidward as a character, I hope we find everything.
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Nodog

3 months ago
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I have to agree, hopefully this gets found.
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Anonymous user #14

3 months ago
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The date for when the polish dub serfaced is the wrong date
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JonM313

1 months ago
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Why is this still lost?
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JonM313

1 months ago
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Rather partially lost
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Dinglus

1 months ago
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"The two shorts that are completely missing are Libra (Squidward) and Virgo (Pearl). " Neither of these two have been found yet.
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JonM313

1 months ago
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I know that
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Gogoman2

1 months ago
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I found the full version of cancer for those still interested.

https://www....ure=youtu.be
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Anonymous user #15

1 months ago
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LOL, Cancer's been found for years...
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Anonymous user #16

1 months ago
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this guy who lived in south africa a while back told me they aired on nick sa in 2010 and he's gonna talk to his friends and see if they have anything
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Raincrafter

21 days ago
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great, hope it turns up.
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Anonymous user #17

13 days ago
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Someone ask nick about it
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Knuxfanwin8

11 days ago
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I've found a Polish veraion of Taurus https://youtu.be/6tZZk6FAKkg

It's low-quality thou
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Knuxfanwin8

11 days ago
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  • it's low quality though
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Anonymous user #18

2 days ago
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Is there a way to contact the person who voiced Squidward, and if so maybe ask if he owns any of the missing Astrology with Squidward segments?
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Reynard

2 days ago
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No. Don't get such delusions.
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