Astrology with Squidward (partially lost series of animated shorts; 2000s)


Astrology with Squidward
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Title card.
Status Partially Lost

Astrology with Squidward is a 2000 Nickelodeon series of interstitial shorts, where, during different times of the year during the original airing, Squidward Tentacles would explain the different parts of the Zodiac. The Zodiac symbols that are represented in the shorts, however, are just crudely designed versions of the main characters (like SpongeBob as Sagittarius and Patrick as Taurus), although Mr Krabs is represented in his normal design as Cancer, and two Ambulance Fish are represented in their normal design as Gemini.

Despite the shorts becoming nearly as popular as its predecessor, Nickelodeon made the decision to pull them from the air in 2001, but they later reappeared on their sister channel, Nicktoons, in 2002, where they continued airing until 2005. Having last aired at a time when recording television and Nicktoons' availability weren't as prevalent as they are now, several variants and entire shorts are missing. Six English shorts, six Russian-dubbed shorts, and two Polish-dubbed shorts have surfaced. The two shorts that are completely missing in all languages are Libra (Squidward) and Virgo (Pearl).

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The surviving English, Russian, and Polish shorts are listed below.

"Cancer" (14 seconds in the video).
"Cancer" in Russian.
"Taurus".
"Taurus" in Russian.
"Taurus" in Polish.
"Gemini".
"Gemini" in Russian.
"Pisces".
"Pisces" in Russian.
"Sagittarius".
"Sagittarius" in Russian.
"Leo".
"Leo" in Russian.
"Leo" in Polish.

Updates

Dec 29, 2013: Redditor SickFinga translated three of the Russian shorts and the transcripts are available here. Later that day, Lost Media Wiki contributor bun39 uploaded the Russian dubs of the episodes with English subtitles in .mov format to mega.co.nz.

  • Leo is downloadable here
  • Pisces is downloadable here
  • Sagittarius is downloadable here


Dec 2, 2014: YouTuber hosta mahogey's hoagie hut uploaded the original English recording of "Pisces", which has been listed above.

Nov 22, 2015: YouTuber CatscratchFan4004 uploaded part of the original English recording of "Leo".

Nov 24, 2015: YouTuber SpongeBrandedExtra uploaded the original English recording of "Sagittarius", which has been listed above.

Jan 1, 2016: YouTuber Final Atomic Buster uploaded the full English recording of "Leo", which has been listed above.

Aug 2, 2016: A Polish dub for "Leo" has surfaced on Youtube, which has been listed above.

Jan 1, 2017: YouTuber Astrology with Squidward uploaded a Polish recording of "Taurus" on Dec 29, which has been listed above.

Jul 24, 2017: Youtuber LSuperSonicQ suggested new theories in his video titled "Astrology With Squidward: The Missing Zodiac Signs - Does it Exist?" and has not been listed above.

Comments


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Anonymous user #1

16 months ago
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hah, I see these in belgium all the time, might tape one next time I go(In august)
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Anonymous user #13

12 months ago
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Please do! we might find all the shorts if you do!
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Nodog

12 months ago
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So uh, anon, did you ever go?
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Deergirl

12 months ago
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And he was never heard of again. Why do people do that? Is it a form of trolling?
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TheYoshiState

8 months ago
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August came and went and so far he still has yet to post a follow-up.

I hate it when people just announce that they claim to have or will soon have pieces of lost media and after that never come online again.
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Anonymous user #2

15 months ago
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Were certain signs never covered in these segments? I've noticed no mention of Capricorn whatsoever.
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Anonymous user #7

14 months ago
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Missing signs just probably haven't been recorded or found again yet.
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Anonymous user #3

14 months ago
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It's sad that they're lost. They're actually pretty funny.
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Anonymous user #4

14 months ago
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I think that either Capricorn wasn't covered, or its lost without a trace.
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Anonymous user #5

14 months ago
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What about aries
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Anonymous user #6

14 months ago
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Gemini though, " this month, their moon is uranus, so, you smell funny"
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Anonymous user #8

14 months ago
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I'm a Sagittarius and he described me perfectly.
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Anonymous user #11

13 months ago
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So you poop while your walking?
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Anonymous user #21

3 months ago
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Fuck, im Sagittarius, too. And squidward guessed it, i didn't eat enough green veggies
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Feathernox

14 months ago
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I'm from Russia, and I watched some of this shorts (with Russian dub) on Nickelodeon. Actually, six surviving were easy to find on Youtube (they are still available there - https://www....=8aFZSxJYkFA). Still, I remember only those, no Libra/Virgo/whatsoever.
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Anonymous user #9

14 months ago
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I might have a lead for the missing ones, stay tuned. I'll be going through old tapes. I found Taurus on one.
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Keek

14 months ago
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Found the Polish version of "Lion" Zodiac over here: https://www....=kOyc9UF1j-A
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Anonymous user #10

14 months ago
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Anything yet on the lost 2 ( or possibly 3)?
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Sf95

13 months ago
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I'd like to see Aquarius as that's my zodiac sign.
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Anonymous user #12

13 months ago
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Feathernox has upload a link to the other three Russian versions. You should add them.
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Raincrafter

12 months ago
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This is great- I love Squidward as a character, I hope we find everything.
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Nodog

12 months ago
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I have to agree, hopefully this gets found.
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Anonymous user #14

12 months ago
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The date for when the polish dub serfaced is the wrong date
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JonM313

10 months ago
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Why is this still lost?
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JonM313

10 months ago
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Rather partially lost
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Dinglus

10 months ago
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"The two shorts that are completely missing are Libra (Squidward) and Virgo (Pearl). " Neither of these two have been found yet.
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JonM313

10 months ago
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I know that
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Anonymous user #19

7 months ago
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Because this ran during ad breaks - who would record the ads?

Also, since the EPG (the thing on TV what tells you what's on the channel) wasn't really common yet. Since these things were only 30 seconds long, they would just be grouped into the 5 minute ad-time on your TV, so there's really no way to tell when they were going to air. Hope this helps.
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JonM313

7 months ago
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Yeah good point
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Gogoman2

10 months ago
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I found the full version of cancer for those still interested.

https://www....ure=youtu.be
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Anonymous user #15

9 months ago
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LOL, Cancer's been found for years...
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Anonymous user #16

9 months ago
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this guy who lived in south africa a while back told me they aired on nick sa in 2010 and he's gonna talk to his friends and see if they have anything
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Raincrafter

9 months ago
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great, hope it turns up.
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JBDBIB Baerman

18 days ago
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And he won't follow up.
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Anonymous user #17

8 months ago
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Someone ask nick about it
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Knuxfanwin8

8 months ago
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I've found a Polish veraion of Taurus https://youtu.be/6tZZk6FAKkg

It's low-quality thou
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Knuxfanwin8

8 months ago
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  • it's low quality though
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KaiserHyperionofTeutonica

7 months ago
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Still, that's Great!
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Anonymous user #23

3 months ago
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someone find that english version
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Anonymous user #18

8 months ago
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Is there a way to contact the person who voiced Squidward, and if so maybe ask if he owns any of the missing Astrology with Squidward segments?
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Reynard

8 months ago
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No. Don't get such delusions.
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Anonymous user #24

3 months ago
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ask nickelodeon to re program them to find it
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KingQuagsire

7 months ago
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How Would One Attempt To Find These?
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JonM313

7 months ago
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Old recordings
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Anonymous user #20

5 months ago
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Maybe they are on the internet somewhere but if we try releasing Virgo and Libra Viacom will pull them :(
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JamesLustre

3 months ago
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Vailskibum94 made a video about Astrology with Squidward

https://www....=gdnF9S-FLqw
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Anonymous user #22

3 months ago
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I wonder what happened to Virgo and Libra, and if they did Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio and Capricorn
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Anonymous user #23

3 months ago
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I wish there's someone to find the missing english versions.
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Anonymous user #23

3 months ago
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and also find the full length cancer short
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Mynameismeh

3 months ago
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no
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Anonymous user #25

2 months ago
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There's some videos on youtube that are just some Nick commercial breaks.

I'm thinking that one of these videos may have one
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Anonymous user #26

2 months ago
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I think we should find the team that worked on these before we try to find the missing shorts.
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Anonymous user #27

1 months ago
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Virgo and Libra must be found someday.
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Anonymous user #28

1 months ago
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I remember a kid here claimed he had libra on a vhs so he said he will transfer it to his phone he then tells us that his little brother dropped his phone in the pool we decided not believe him until he said he knows the dialouge so he tells us it and we think it's real he never released the short and know his posts are deleted.
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Chris426

1 months ago
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Do you even grammar? lol Did he ever say what the dialogue was?
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Anonymous user #28

24 days ago
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Ya he did say the whole entire script
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Anonymous user #29

22 days ago
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Squidward: [plays clarinet] Say 'Happy Birthday' to . Libra sign of the octopus! Libras like to be around other people, they are all about partnerships and groups. They are happiest when other people are around and when other people are doing their work. They are lazy but like posh surrounding and nice decor. These two extremes could strike a balance and the Libra living on his own could either have a very messy place or a very intricately decorated place. If your a Libra you love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual. My prediction for Libra in the upcoming year, you will get a job at a greasy restaurant. [gong sounds] I'm your Nicktoon Astrologer, Squidward, reminding you to be safe around vehicles [plays clarinet]

[fades out] found his post from lost media archive
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Mynameismeh

22 days ago
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Can you link to the comment?
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Anonymous user #30

22 days ago
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zodiac-signs-astrology.com/zodiac-signs/libra.htm <- This largely came straight from here.
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Mynameismeh

22 days ago
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But you said it came from a Lost Media Archive post
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Anonymous user #28

16 days ago
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Screenshot_2017-08-02-18-52-33.png 1501714278202.jpg some person on the lost media discord posted these pictures he said that he is gonna release a higher quality version of these shorts on his channel!!!!!
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TPM411

16 days ago
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)
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TPM411

16 days ago
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Failed to make a smiley face.
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TPM411

16 days ago
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But sure I will upload these to my channel.
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TPM411

16 days ago
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P.S: I only have screenshots but even than that's a huge step forward.
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Mynameismeh

12 days ago
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Ok quick update guys, TPM allegedly had 2 pics of Virgo and Libra, but both of them were faked. Also TPM411 was a banned user that went by the same of Flamin Gamin so the information he gave to us was indeed fake

Sorry about the lateness of this post, though I informed you but I didn't
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Happy Brian

12 days ago
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@IiBqntZ He frequently tried to steal credit for "finding" things from other video sharing websites by mirroring them to his own YouTube channel.
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IiBqntZ

12 days ago
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what did he do to get banned as flamin gamin
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SADLAD84

12 days ago
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Ah okay.
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KPEX

11 days ago
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Damn it. I thought I could trust him, but I guess not.

I know this isn't related to the article, but now it seems even less likely that the Re-Hydrated audio that he uploaded is real.
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IiBqntZ

7 days ago
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@KPEX he already confessed to that being fake
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KPEX

6 days ago
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Ah, okay. I had a feeling.
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SADLAD84

12 days ago
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Well if TPM411 ever returns to this page and this comment section, and reads this comment, then you sir can go fuck yourself for making me look like a jackass in front of the rest of the wiki.
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Anonymous user #31

7 days ago
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TPM411 here, call it a hunch, but I'm starting to get the feeling you guys don't want me here. ;)
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Paul McCartney

7 days ago
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we don't want you here tpm411 because we hate liars
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SADLAD84

7 days ago
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GEE, I WONDER WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA??????
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Anonymous user #31

7 days ago
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People's reactions in the comments. But now, we will never be able to trust anyone when it comes to finding media.
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Anonymous user #32

7 days ago
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Not we though, we aren't going to trust You anymore
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SADLAD84

7 days ago
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I'm gonna assume from that comment that you have no idea what sarcasm is, because I of all people should know why people don't want you here, as I told you to go fuck yourself twice.
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Anonymous user #31

7 days ago
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lol, i know what sarcasm is. Also you think you're any better by insulting people?
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Anonymous user #32

7 days ago
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Tpm lied about lost media and I have no respect for him, but you can't just tell him "to go fuck yourself." Have some decency
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The HOOKS!

6 days ago
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I hope they find Libra. Cuz I'm a Libra.
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Anonymous user #33

5 days ago
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I don't get it why Spanish (and possibly others) aren't listed when it's so easy to find it on YouTube.
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KPEX

4 days ago
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How do we know they don't have ones for ALL of the signs? Sure, there's no evidence of them, but there's also no traces of evidence for Virgo and Libra.
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Anonymous user #34

3 days ago
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I hope they get found I never seen them on tv growing up but I wanted to post encouragement :) good luck
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