Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (Lost PC Version of 3DO Game; 1994)
|Photo of the PC version.|
Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is a 1994 adult romantic comedy game for the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer console. Though self-described as an interactive full motion video game, the gameplay is closer to that of a visual novel, as the bulk of the story is revealed through a slideshow, with only the opening cutscene actually presented in video form.
The plot of the game is that the two main characters, John and Jane, are both pressured by their parents into getting married. The two meet by chance in a parking lot and the player inputs various story choices throughout the game in an attempt to get them together. However, due to the small impact many of these choices have on the story, along with the terrible production values, cheesy writing and acting, nonsensical story elements (such as a rapist boss chasing Jane through a public area or a battle between narrators), as well as the aforementioned misleading branding, the game was panned by critics upon release and is infamously considered to be one of the worst video games of all time.
After its release, the game was largely forgotten until the early 2010s, when it received a new burst in popularity from internet critics such as the Angry Video Game Nerd. However, while the 3DO version is the most well-known version on the Internet, the game was originally released on PC, developed by United Pixtures and published by Unica. Outside of a brief mention on the back cover of the 3DO version, the only proof of the PC version's existence is a review published by PC Gamer magazine and a photograph of the jewel case taken from a blog called Retro Gaming Life. No video footage of the PC version is known to exist.