Equals Three (partially lost online web series; 2009-2016)

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The logo from 2012 to 2014.

Status: Partially Lost

Equals Three (also stylized as =3) is an internet series created by Youtuber Ray William Johnson in 2009 and would go on to become one of the most popular internet series' in the history of YouTube.[1] Johnson hosted the show from February 2009 until March 2014, where he retired as host but stayed as a writer.[2] The show would go on for two more years with three different hosts until the show entered a hiatus in May 2016, the most recent episode of the show being "Friday The 13th" that was uploaded on May 13th, 2016.

The show's many installments are still on Ray William Johnson's YouTube channel as of the writing of this article but several episodes are missing.

Availability

Although a lot of the show's installments are available on YouTube (sometimes retitled), many of them are no longer viewable. The Equals Three fandom wiki lists all of the show's episodes of the show but the thumbnails for some of the missing videos are what all that remains of them.

List of Avalaible Episodes

Season One (2009)

The first year of Equals Three is the one with the most missing episodes. Second episode "A racist cartoon?" was available on the now-defunct service VidMe before the service shut down. Some of the older episodes were also available on Russian website vbox7 until they were replaced with blank "unavailable" messages.

# Video Title Airdate Status
1 No sex? Feb 20th, 2009 Lost
2 A racist cartoon? Feb 24th, 2009 Found
3 Your perverted dad? Feb 27th, 2009 Lost
4 Wanna get high? Mar 3rd, 2009 Lost
5 Horny Brits? Mar 6th, 2009 Lost
6 OMG! Woodchuck! Mar 13th, 2009 Found
7 RWJ is dead! Mar 29th, 2009 Found
8 Youtube is changing! April 1st, 2009 Found
9 1,000,000 Subs April 5th, 2009 Found
10 No Homo April 9th, 2009 Found
11 Go Big-Man! April 12th, 2009 Found
12 Kick his @ss!! April 17th, 2009 Found
13 Your girlfriend's got talent April 30th, 2009 Found
14 I will end you! May 8th, 2009 Found
15 Miley Cyrus naked? May 16th, 2009 Found
16 Best. Video. Evar! May 19th, 2009 Found
17 Shoe Sex May 23rd, 2009 Found
18 Lonely Rednecks May 26th, 2009 Found
19 Your Mom's Underwear May 31st, 2009 Found
20 How NOT To Dance June 7th, 2009 Found
21 Monkey Love June 10th, 2009 Found
22 Stupid Nerd June 14th, 2009 Found (Reuploaded by a different user on May 14th, 2011.)
23 Myspace Date June 18th, 2009 Found
24 WoW! June 25th, 2009 Found
25 2 Girls 1 Truck July 5th, 2009 Found
26 Gathering in My Pants July 12th, 2009 Found
27 Mutant Poodles July 15th, 2009 Found
28 ZOMG! Porn! July 20th, 2009 Found
29 Rawr! July 24th, 2009 Found
30 U Got Worms July 31st, 2009 Found
31 Ass Deodorant August 5th, 2009 Found
32 Fight! Fight! Fight! August 7th, 2009 Found
33 Britney Spears Sux Aug 13th 2009 Found (Uploaded by a different user on June 25th, 2013.)
34 Pedo-saurus Aug 15th 2009 Found
35 Horse Hit By Car Aug 20th 2009 Found
36 Don't Call Me Fat! Aug 24th, 2009 Found
37 Guy Catches On Fire Aug 26th, 2009 Found
38 SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!! Aug 29th, 2009 Found
39 I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!! Sep 2nd, 2009
40 KICKED BY A HORSE!! Sep 6th, 2009
41 ATTACKED BY A LION!! Sep 9th, 2009
42 FUNNIEST CRACK-HEAD!! Sep 13th, 2009
43 GREATEST KNOCKOUT EVER!! Sep 16th, 2009
44 56-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN?!?! Sep 21st, 2009
45 DANCING BABY!! Sep 23rd, 2009
46 Hot CHICK GETS ATTACKED!! Sep 30th, 2009
47 Scooter Jump FAIL Oct 4th, 2009
48 I WANT MY CHICKEN!! Oct 7th, 2009
49 Kung Fu Kick!! Oct 12th, 2009
50 SPRAY CAN EXPLODES!! Oct 14th, 2009
51 What's Your Numbah? Oct 18th, 2009
52 How big? Oct 21st, 2009
53 HOT REPORTER GETS HUMPED!! Oct 25th, 2009
54 Epic Boyfriend FAIL Oct 28th, 2009
55 Taylor Swift Gets PWNED!! Nov 1st, 2009
56 Drunk Ewoks!! Nov 4th, 2009
57 HORSE BITES GIRL'S HEAD!! Nov 8th, 2009
58 Amazing Motorcycle Flip! Nov 11th, 2009
59 Sex with anyone? Nov 15th, 2009
60 YOUR GAME SUCKS!! Nov 18th, 2009
61 Bad-ass Bubbles!! Nov 22nd, 2009
62 Drag Queen Fight!! Nov 25th, 2009
63 Hot for Dirty Words!! Nov 29th, 2009
64 Asian Lady Gaga Dec 2nd, 2009
65 Miley Cyrus Wants Pie!! Dec 6th, 2009
66 BAMBI HIT BY A CAR!! Dec 9th, 2009
67 Emo Yoda Dec 13th, 2009
68 Ninja Squirrels!! Dec 16th, 2009
69 A NEW JESUS?!? Dec 20th, 2009
70 Racist Chicken!! o.0 Dec 24th, 2009
71 Techno Kitteh Dec 27th, 2009 Found
72 Hot Chicks Do Stuff Dec 30th, 2009 Found

Season Two (2010)

# Video Title Airdate Status
1 I PWN N00BS!! Jan 3rd, 2010 Found
2 Psycho Asian Girlfriend Jan 7, 2010 Found
3 Death Metal Baby Jan 10, 2010
4 Sexy Swingers Jan 13, 2010 Found
5 CHICK FIGHT!! Jan 17, 2010 Found
6 U HAVE NO SOUL!!! Jan 20, 2010 Found
7 WTF?! Jan 24, 2010 Found
8 I'M HUGE!! Jan 27, 2010 Found
9 EWW GROSS!! Feb 02, 2010 Found
10 Happy Doggy!! :D Feb 03, 2010 Found
11 BALLS!! Feb 07, 2010 Found
12 ANGRY TOAD!!! Feb 11, 2010 Found
13 HACKED!! Feb 15, 2010 Found
14 She's so anal Feb 18, 2010 Found
15 Kick Ass Grandma Feb 21, 2010 Found
16 Man-Bitch Feb 25, 2010 Found
17 Old People Rock!! Mar 01, 2010 Found
18 Communist Roll'd Mar 04, 2010 Found
19 Evil Bunneh!! Mar 07, 2010 Found
20 OH MY GOSH!! Mar 11, 2010 Found
21 CRAZY BITCHES!! Mar 15, 2010 Found
22 HUNGOVER and RUSHED Mar 17, 2010 Found
23 U be Trippin' Mar 22, 2010 Found
24 ZOMG KITTEH!! Mar 25, 2010 Found
25 Nasty Presidents!! Mar 29, 2010 Found
26 What the Fudge?!? Apr 1, 2010 Found
27 OH LAWD!! Apr 5, 2010 Found
28 F**ING BIRDS!! Apr 9, 2010
29 Kid Gaga Apr 12, 2010
30 Psycho Dog Man
31 Flying Puppeh!!
32 ROBOT MOUTH!!
33 Devil Bird
34 Big Booty Bitches!!
35 I KEED. I KEED. =)
36 CONDOM FIGHT!!!
37 I LOVE YOU
38 Smackin' BEWBS!!
39 YOUR FACE!!
40 Balls Bunny
41 NINJA BEAR!!
42 American Idol Freakout!!
43 You be Nasty!!
44 Booty Dance!!
45 MY BABY DADDY!!
46 NO PANTS!!
47 TROLL ME AND THUMBS DOWN!! :D
48 Nekkid Mom!!
49 Poor Fat Kid =(
50 Worst. Episode. Evar.
51 Drugs and Rainbows July 8th, 2010 Found
52 STRUT THAT ASS!
53 ROCK THE PARTY!!
54 Gay! Gay! Gay!
55 BATMAN!!!
56 Crazy Animals
57 Want a hug?
58 ACTION!!!!!!
59 In Soviet Russia...
60 I LIKE TURTLES!!
61 AWESOME SAUCE!
62 PERVERT!
63 How to get a Girl
64 Drunkest Man Evar!
65 BAD KIDS!
66 YOU RACIST!
67 FAKE DEATH!!
68 Ray It Ain't So
69 Lookin' 4 Love
70 Vag Bubbles?
71 FEAR THE CHEESE
72 Sunny D and Rum - The =3 Musical Sept 27th, 2010 Found
73 DEMON PIZZA!
74 GREATEST MAN ON THE INTERNET
75 GO SUPREME!!!1!
76 F*** GUMBY!!
77 Karate Expert!
78 3 Second Video
79 Time Traveler
80 SUPER FART!
81 POKEMON?
82 Disney World!!
83 YELLOW SOCKS!
84 CARROT STICKS!
85 Japanese Face
86 FAYUL!
87 CAT FIGT!!
88 TURKEY PORN
89 GOOFY RUN
90 No Christmas
91 Baby Preacher
92 YAY!!
93 HA HA HA!
94 MAGIC BEER
95 I'M BACK!!

Season Three (2011)

Season Three has a famous missing video titled "THUG JEDI". It is the eleventh episode of the third season and features Ray reviewing a video where black thugs are fighting with lightsabers. This video was likely taken down because Ray says "damn nigga" through out the video in reference to a phrase a thug says in the video. The video has since become a meme with many memes featuring a clip of Ray saying "damn nigga" then swinging a lightsaber at the camera. The only way the full video can be viewed is through a reaction video that user Niko Zguri uploaded on January 24th, 2016 and it provides a clue into when the video was taken down since in the reaction video, the Thug Jedi video is being viewed on YouTube when it was still up.

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61 SUPER MULLET Aug 8th, 2011 Lost
62 CURSING BIRD Aug 11th, 2011 Found
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94 THE TROLL RETURNS Dec 13th, 2011 Found (renamed "The RETURN")
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Season Four (2012)

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15 JUSTIN BIEBER'S BIRTHDAY Mar 2nd, 2012 Found (renamed "BIRTHDAY CAKE")
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89 EQUALS THREE 2.0 Nov 27th, 2012 Found
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Season Five (2013)

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16 CHEATING EX April 16th, 2013 Found
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Season Six (2014)

# Video Title Airdate Status
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4 Piss Drunk Jan 28th, 2014 Found (renamed "Drunk Again")
5 Real Life GTA Feb 4th, 2014 Found
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7 Hottest New Jam Feb 18th 2014 Found
8 Sexual Harassment Mar 4th 2014 Found
9 THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! Mar 12th, 2014 Found (renamed "Ray William Johnson Retires From the Equals Three Show")
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Season Seven (2015)

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Season Eight (2016)

# Video Title Airdate Status
1 BEST OF YOUTUBE // week 4 - December 2015 Jan 1st, 2016 Found (Renamed "Dolphins Tho")
2 BEST OF YOUTUBE // week 1 - January 2016 Jan 6th, 2016
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27 KITE SURFING FAIL May 10, 2016
28 FRIDAY THE 13TH May 13, 2016 Found

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