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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
<blockquote>Scientology<br />That’s the plan for me<br />I’m getting my whole family involved<br />Use it responsibly<br />Only in times of need<br />And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom | <blockquote>Scientology<br /> | ||
That’s the plan for me<br /> | |||
Walked into the celebrity center<br />Came out feeling much better, yes I did | I’m getting my whole family involved<br /> | ||
Use it responsibly<br /> | |||
Scientology<br />That’s the plan for me<br />I’m getting my whole family involved | Only in times of need<br /> | ||
And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom<br /> | |||
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed | Walked into the celebrity center<br /> | ||
Came out feeling much better, yes I did | |||
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed | Scientology<br /> | ||
That’s the plan for me<br /> | |||
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed | I’m getting my whole family involved<br /> | ||
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed<br /> | |||
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed | Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed<br /> | ||
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed<br /> | |||
Yes I will, oh yeah | Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed<br /> | ||
Yes I will, oh yeah<br /> | |||
Scientology<br />That’s the plan for me<br />I’m getting my whole family involved, yeah the wife and kids<br />Use it responsibly<br />Only in times of need<br />And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom | Scientology<br /> | ||
That’s the plan for me<br /> | |||
Well they fitted me for a uniform<br />Said I’m gonna be working for the Sea Org | I’m getting my whole family involved, yeah the wife and kids<br /> | ||
Use it responsibly<br /> | |||
Only in times of need<br /> | |||
And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom | |||
Well they fitted me for a uniform<br /> | |||
Said I’m gonna be working for the Sea Org<br /> | |||
Scientology<br /> | |||
That’s the plan for me<br /> | |||
I’m giving all my money to ‘em, take it all<br /> | |||
I haven’t seen my wife<br /> | |||
They say she belongs with someone else, said I’m not good enough<br /> | |||
oh well<br /> | |||
I guess I’ll go hand out a few books<br /> | |||
I’ll hand out a few of these books<br /> | |||
Free books!<br /> | |||
Free books! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
==New Version== | ==New Version== | ||
On March 29th, Heidecker posted a re-recorded version to his YouTube account, this time with a music video, and announced it would be included on his upcoming album "In Glendale". The original version still has not surfaced. | On March 29th, Heidecker posted a re-recorded version to his YouTube account, this time with a music video, and announced it would be included on his upcoming album "In Glendale". The original version still has not surfaced. | ||
Revision as of 17:23, 18 May 2015
On August 2, 2013, comedian Tim Heidecker posted a song to his YouTube account entitled "Scientology (That's The Plan For Me)". The description on the video was as follows:
"Written and recorded while listening to a lot of "Arthur" era Kinks... went for the simple, working class narrator delivery... end the end, didn't come out sounding much like a Kinks song, but they were an influence. Please enjoy and TGIF thanks."
At some point, the video was set to private for unknown reasons, and so far, no other copies have been made publicly available, aside from a transcript of the lyrics.
Lyrics
Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m getting my whole family involved
Use it responsibly
Only in times of need
And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom
Walked into the celebrity center
Came out feeling much better, yes I did Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m getting my whole family involved
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed
Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed
Yes I will, oh yeah
Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m getting my whole family involved, yeah the wife and kids
Use it responsibly
Only in times of need
And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom Well they fitted me for a uniform
Said I’m gonna be working for the Sea Org
Scientology
That’s the plan for me
I’m giving all my money to ‘em, take it all
I haven’t seen my wife
They say she belongs with someone else, said I’m not good enough
oh well
I guess I’ll go hand out a few books
I’ll hand out a few of these books
Free books!
Free books!
New Version
On March 29th, Heidecker posted a re-recorded version to his YouTube account, this time with a music video, and announced it would be included on his upcoming album "In Glendale". The original version still has not surfaced.