Equals Three (partially lost online web series; 2009-2016)

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The logo from 2012 to 2014.

Status: Partially Lost

Equals Three (also stylized as =3) is an internet series created by Youtuber Ray William Johnson in 2009 and would go on to become one of the most popular internet series' in the history of YouTube.^[1] Johnson hosted the show from February 2009 until March 2014, where he retired as host but stayed as a writer.^[2] The show would go on for two more years with three different hosts until the show entered a hiatus in May 2016, the most recent episode of the show being "Friday The 13th" that was uploaded on May 13th, 2016.

The show's many installments are still on Ray William Johnson's YouTube channel as of the writing of this article but several episodes are missing.

Availability

Although a lot of the show's installments are available on YouTube (sometimes retitled), many of them are no longer viewable. The Equals Three fandom wiki lists all of the show's episodes of the show but the thumbnails for some of the missing videos are what all that remains of them.

List of Avalaible Episodes

Season One (2009)

The first year of Equals Three is the one with the most missing episodes. Second episode "A racist cartoon?" was available on the now-defunct service VidMe before the service shut down. Some of the older episodes were also available on Russian website vbox7 until they were replaced with blank "unavailable" messages.

#	Video Title	Airdate	Status
1	No sex?	Feb 20th, 2009	Lost
2	A racist cartoon?	Feb 24th, 2009	Found
3	Your perverted dad?	Feb 27th, 2009	Lost
4	Wanna get high?	Mar 3rd, 2009	Lost
5	Horny Brits?	Mar 6th, 2009	Lost
6	OMG! Woodchuck!	Mar 13th, 2009	Found
7	RWJ is dead!	Mar 29th, 2009	Found
8	Youtube is changing!	April 1st, 2009	Found
9	1,000,000 Subs	April 5th, 2009	Found
10	No Homo	April 9th, 2009	Found
11	Go Big-Man!	April 12th, 2009	Found
12	Kick his @ss!!	April 17th, 2009	Found
13	Your girlfriend's got talent	April 30th, 2009	Found
14	I will end you!	May 8th, 2009	Found
15	Miley Cyrus naked?	May 16th, 2009	Found
16	Best. Video. Evar!	May 19th, 2009	Found
17	Shoe Sex	May 23rd, 2009	Found
18	Lonely Rednecks	May 26th, 2009	Found
19	Your Mom's Underwear	May 31st, 2009	Found
20	How NOT To Dance	June 7th, 2009	Found
21	Monkey Love	June 10th, 2009	Found
22	Stupid Nerd	June 14th, 2009	Found
23	Myspace Date	June 18th, 2009	Found
24	WoW!	June 25th, 2009	Found
25	2 Girls 1 Truck	July 5th, 2009	Found
26	Gathering in My Pants	July 12th, 2009	Found
27	Mutant Poodles	July 15th, 2009	Found
28	ZOMG! Porn!	July 20th, 2009	Found
29	Rawr!	July 24th, 2009	Found
30	U Got Worms	July 31st, 2009	Found
31	Ass Deodorant	August 5th, 2009	Found
32	Fight! Fight! Fight!	August 7th, 2009	Found
33	Britney Spears Sux	Aug 13th 2009	Found (Uploaded by a different user on June 25th, 2013.)
34	Pedo-saurus	Aug 15th 2009	Found
35	Horse Hit By Car	Aug 20th 2009	Found
36	Don't Call Me Fat!	Aug 24th, 2009	Found
37	Guy Catches On Fire	Aug 26th, 2009	Found
38	SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!!	Aug 29th, 2009	Found
39	I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!!	Sep 2nd, 2009
40	KICKED BY A HORSE!!	Sep 6th, 2009
41	ATTACKED BY A LION!!	Sep 9th, 2009
42	FUNNIEST CRACK-HEAD!!	Sep 13th, 2009
43	GREATEST KNOCKOUT EVER!!	Sep 16th, 2009
44	56-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN?!?!	Sep 21st, 2009
45	DANCING BABY!!	Sep 23rd, 2009
46	Hot CHICK GETS ATTACKED!!	Sep 30th, 2009
47	Scooter Jump FAIL	Oct 4th, 2009
48	I WANT MY CHICKEN!!	Oct 7th, 2009
49	Kung Fu Kick!!	Oct 12th, 2009
50	SPRAY CAN EXPLODES!!	Oct 14th, 2009
51	What's Your Numbah?	Oct 18th, 2009
52	How big?	Oct 21st, 2009
53	HOT REPORTER GETS HUMPED!!	Oct 25th, 2009
54	Epic Boyfriend FAIL	Oct 28th, 2009
55	Taylor Swift Gets PWNED!!	Nov 1st, 2009
56	Drunk Ewoks!!	Nov 4th, 2009
57	HORSE BITES GIRL'S HEAD!!	Nov 8th, 2009
58	Amazing Motorcycle Flip!	Nov 11th, 2009
59	Sex with anyone?	Nov 15th, 2009
60	YOUR GAME SUCKS!!	Nov 18th, 2009
61	Bad-ass Bubbles!!	Nov 22nd, 2009
62	Drag Queen Fight!!	Nov 25th, 2009
63	Hot for Dirty Words!!	Nov 29th, 2009
64	Asian Lady Gaga	Dec 2nd, 2009
65	Miley Cyrus Wants Pie!!	Dec 6th, 2009
66	BAMBI HIT BY A CAR!!	Dec 9th, 2009
67	Emo Yoda	Dec 13th, 2009
68	Ninja Squirrels!!	Dec 16th, 2009
69	A NEW JESUS?!?	Dec 20th, 2009
70	Racist Chicken!! o.0	Dec 24th, 2009
71	Techno Kitteh	Dec 27th, 2009	Found
72	Hot Chicks Do Stuff	Dec 30th, 2009	Found

Season Two (2010)

#	Video Title	Airdate	Status
1	I PWN N00BS!!	Jan 3rd, 2010	Found
2	Psycho Asian Girlfriend	Jan 7, 2010	Found
3	Death Metal Baby	Jan 10, 2010
4	Sexy Swingers	Jan 13, 2010	Found
5	CHICK FIGHT!!	Jan 17, 2010	Found
6	U HAVE NO SOUL!!!	Jan 20, 2010	Found
7	WTF?!	Jan 24, 2010	Found
8	I'M HUGE!!	Jan 27, 2010	Found
9	EWW GROSS!!	Feb 02, 2010	Found
10	Happy Doggy!! :D	Feb 03, 2010	Found
11	BALLS!!	Feb 07, 2010	Found
12	ANGRY TOAD!!!	Feb 11, 2010	Found
13	HACKED!!	Feb 15, 2010	Found
14	She's so anal	Feb 18, 2010	Found
15	Kick Ass Grandma	Feb 21, 2010	Found
16	Man-Bitch	Feb 25, 2010	Found
17	Old People Rock!!	Mar 01, 2010	Found
18	Communist Roll'd	Mar 04, 2010	Found
19	Evil Bunneh!!	Mar 07, 2010	Found
20	OH MY GOSH!!	Mar 11, 2010	Found
21	CRAZY BITCHES!!	Mar 15, 2010	Found
22	HUNGOVER and RUSHED	Mar 17, 2010	Found
23	U be Trippin'	Mar 22, 2010	Found
24	ZOMG KITTEH!!	Mar 25, 2010	Found
25	Nasty Presidents!!	Mar 29, 2010	Found
26	What the Fudge?!?	Apr 1, 2010	Found
27	OH LAWD!!	Apr 5, 2010	Found
28	F**ING BIRDS!!	Apr 9, 2010
29	Kid Gaga	Apr 12, 2010
30	Psycho Dog Man
31	Flying Puppeh!!
32	ROBOT MOUTH!!
33	Devil Bird
34	Big Booty Bitches!!
35	I KEED. I KEED. =)
36	CONDOM FIGHT!!!
37	I LOVE YOU
38	Smackin' BEWBS!!
39	YOUR FACE!!
40	Balls Bunny
41	NINJA BEAR!!
42	American Idol Freakout!!
43	You be Nasty!!
44	Booty Dance!!
45	MY BABY DADDY!!
46	NO PANTS!!
47	TROLL ME AND THUMBS DOWN!! :D
48	Nekkid Mom!!
49	Poor Fat Kid =(
50	Worst. Episode. Evar.
51	Drugs and Rainbows	July 8th, 2010	Found
52	STRUT THAT ASS!
53	ROCK THE PARTY!!
54	Gay! Gay! Gay!
55	BATMAN!!!
56	Crazy Animals
57	Want a hug?
58	ACTION!!!!!!
59	In Soviet Russia...
60	I LIKE TURTLES!!
61	AWESOME SAUCE!
62	PERVERT!
63	How to get a Girl
64	Drunkest Man Evar!
65	BAD KIDS!
66	YOU RACIST!
67	FAKE DEATH!!
68	Ray It Ain't So
69	Lookin' 4 Love
70	Vag Bubbles?
71	FEAR THE CHEESE
72	Sunny D and Rum - The =3 Musical	Sept 27th, 2010	Found
73	DEMON PIZZA!
74	GREATEST MAN ON THE INTERNET
75	GO SUPREME!!!1!
76	F*** GUMBY!!
77	Karate Expert!
78	3 Second Video
79	Time Traveler
80	SUPER FART!
81	POKEMON?
82	Disney World!!
83	YELLOW SOCKS!
84	CARROT STICKS!
85	Japanese Face
86	FAYUL!
87	CAT FIGT!!
88	TURKEY PORN
89	GOOFY RUN
90	No Christmas
91	Baby Preacher
92	YAY!!
93	HA HA HA!
94	MAGIC BEER
95	I'M BACK!!

Season Three (2011)

Season Three has a famous missing video titled "THUG JEDI". It is the eleventh episode of the third season and features Ray reviewing a video where black thugs are fighting with lightsabers. This video was likely taken down because Ray says "damn nigga" through out the video in reference to a phrase a thug says in the video. The video has since become a meme with many memes featuring a clip of Ray saying "damn nigga" then swinging a lightsaber at the camera. For a time the only way the full video could be viewed was through a reaction video that user Niko Zguri uploaded on January 24th, 2016 and it provides a clue as to when the video was taken down since in the reaction video, the Thug Jedi video is being viewed on YouTube when it was still up. The full video has since been uploaded to Google Drive.

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60	FREE CANDY	Aug 4th, 2011	Found
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62	CURSING BIRD	Aug 11th, 2011	Found
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94	THE TROLL RETURNS	Dec 13th, 2011	Found (renamed "The RETURN")
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Season Four (2012)

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15	JUSTIN BIEBER'S BIRTHDAY	Mar 2nd, 2012	Found (renamed "BIRTHDAY CAKE")
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89	EQUALS THREE 2.0	Nov 27th, 2012	Found
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Season Five (2013)

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16	CHEATING EX	April 16th, 2013	Found
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18	The Illuminati	May 1st, 2013	Found
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Season Six (2014)

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4	Piss Drunk	Jan 28th, 2014	Found (renamed "Drunk Again")
5	Real Life GTA	Feb 4th, 2014	Found
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7	Hottest New Jam	Feb 18th 2014	Found
8	Sexual Harassment	Mar 4th 2014	Found
9	THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!	Mar 12th, 2014	Found (renamed "Ray William Johnson Retires From the Equals Three Show")
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Season Seven (2015)

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Season Eight (2016)

#	Video Title	Airdate	Status
1	BEST OF YOUTUBE // week 4 - December 2015	Jan 1st, 2016	Found (Renamed "Dolphins Tho")
2	BEST OF YOUTUBE // week 1 - January 2016	Jan 6th, 2016
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27	KITE SURFING FAIL	May 10, 2016
28	FRIDAY THE 13TH	May 13, 2016	Found

Gallery

"No sex"'s thumbnail
"Your girlfriend's got talent"'s thumbnail.
Ray William Johnson in "Your girlfriend's got talent".

External Link

Equals Three Wiki episodes list of the series.

References

↑ Forbes article on Ray William Johnson being the first YouTuber to reach five million subscribers. Retrieved 13 Jan '21
↑ Article on Johnson's search for a new host for the series. Retrieved 13 Jan '21

[1] Forbes article on Ray William Johnson being the first YouTuber to reach five million subscribers. Retrieved 13 Jan '21

[2] Article on Johnson's search for a new host for the series. Retrieved 13 Jan '21

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