Teletoon (partially found idents of Canadian cable channel; 1997-2023)
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Teletoon was a Canadian TV channel launched in 1997 that mainly targets kids and young teenagers. Over the 25 years that they have been running, many different bumpers have been broadcast, and a fair number have also been lost.
List of Bumpers
Bumper Name | Description | Year | Status |
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Afternoon Planet: Fish | A smaller fish gets eaten by a larger fish. | 1997 | Found |
Morning Planet: Sing | The inhabitants of an alien planet sing a chord. A clay Teletoon logo eventually descends from the sky. | 1997 | Found |
Various Teletina idents | N/A | 1999 | Lost |
Sleigh | The Teletoon logo slides down a bobsled course. | 2001 | Found |
Toast | Two Teletoon logos in the shape of toast are placed into a toaster. They then pops out and hit a multitude of things, which are the kitchen walls, the dishes, the dog food causing it to spill, and then the toast hits various things across the kitchen until the toast lands on a plate on the counter. | 2001 | |
UFO | The Teletoon logo looks around until a light descends from a larger green Teletoon logo. The small Teletoon logo gets sucked up by the larger Teletoon logo, and then the small logo comes back strolling towards us. | 2001 | Found |
Cow | A heard of orange cows suddenly stampede away when one of them farts, leaving a blue cow with the Teletoon logo behind. | 2003 | Found |
Curling | N/A | 2003 | Found |
Dog | A dog in a patch of tall orange grass is sniffing around the place, then sniffs the camera and gets the Teletoon logo stuck to his nose. | 2003 | Found |
Dung Beetle | N/A | 2003 | Found |
Mitosis | N/A | 2003 | Found |
Model T | N/A | 2003 | Lost |
Monkeys | N/A | 2003 | Found |
Robot Brain | N/A | 2003 | Lost |
Snow Bug | N/A | 2003 | Lost |
Snow Skating | N/A | 2003 | Found |
Space Diner | N/A | 2003 | Found |
Spider Web | N/A | 2003 | Partially Lost |
Vampire | N/A | 2003 | Found |
F Night | Random faces are drawn in the background as per usual it is in a very glitchy style. | 2007 | Found |
Gusher | Various fountains of brown liquid appear out of the ground. The Teletoon logo attempts to step on them to stop them but eventually turns them off with a valve. | 2007 | Found |
menupage5 V1 - Menus and Templates | Clips and air times of shows are displayed against a very glitchy style background. | 2007 | Partially Lost |
Obstruction | The black screen is folded into an origami dragon by the Teletoon logo using robot arms. The dragon shoots fire a few times before it is blown away by the logo. | 2007 | Found |
Scribble | Various pieces of scribble art are shown in a glitchy way, with warped audio playing in the background. At the end, the Teletoon Detour logo is displayed. | 2007 | Found |
Skull V1, Skull V2, Skull V3, and Space Invaders | Various amounts of skull and Space Invaders pixel art is shown in a multitude of colors, orientations, and sizes. The Teletoon Detour logo is shown at the end. | 2007 | Partially lost |
Stinker | A green fart cloud drifts in from offscreen. The Teletoon logo smells it, turns green, and promptly blows it away using numerous desk fans. The camera begins to back away, but the logo draws it back in with a suction cup. | 2007 | Found |
Teletoon Presents | The Teletoon logo sits on a pedestal with the word "presents" on it. A clip of the next show is displayed along with the schedule for the next hour. The logo is then shown again. | 2007 | Partially Lost |
Train | An anvil falls next to the Teletoon logo, causing a crack in the ground. Panicking, the logo produces a zipper that brings the two halves of the floor together. A train then rides down the zipper and passes through the letter "O" on the logo. The logo then remains still and the schedule for the next 2 hours is shown. | 2007 | Found |
Dear, Teletoon Detour | A viewer writes a letter to Teletoon requesting that two episodes of Robot Chicken and Moral Orel be shown at 11:00 PM on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The second one involves Teletoon responding to another viewer's request to join the Pretty Pink Sally fan club in lieu of Sally, as she is too busy watching the aforementioned shows at the aforementioned times. | 2009 | Found |
Donut V01 | A box zooms in and out into the bottom right-hand corner. It opens up and zigzagging bars come out. Around the bars, some clips of some shows are shown, along with the air times for them. The Teletoon logo is then displayed. | 2009 | Found |
EndPage V01 | Similarly to the last bumper, zigzagging bars surround the screen (although centred around the Teletoon logo and not a box) and the schedule for the next hour is shown. The Teletoon logo is then displayed on it's own | 2009 | Found |
Laugh Riot | A group of yellow dots are all unhappy with a black scribble that's in their sight. A whistle is heard off-screen and the yellow dots turn around as the Teletoon logo crashes down and they all start laughing. The camera then pans over to the Teletoon logo as it smiles for a second with the words "Laugh Riot!" | 2009 | Found |
Life's a Zoo.tv/Rick and Steve | A character describes all the ways he stalked another person online while at a gay bar. The second bumper shows Jake Oswalt telling Dr. D that xyt isn't a valid scrabble word, who argues that it is (saying that it means to exit real fast when the cops show up). The air times for Life's a Zoo is then shown. | 2009 | Found |
R2-D2 | The Teletoon logo sits in the center of the screen behind a white void as R2-D2 from Star Wars: The Clone Wars moves across the logo as he beeps. | 2009 | Found |
Robot Chicken/Moral Orel | Various clips of Robot Chicken and Moral Orel are shown, with the air times at the end. | 2009 | Found |
Saturday | Various clips and air times for Saturday are shown for Rick and Steve, Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Clone High, and Lucy, Daughter of the Devil, | 2009 | Found |
Sunday | The Teletoon Detour movie logo is shown on a film strip. Afterwards, various clips and stills from shows are played, with an announcer repeating the word "Sunday". | 2009 | Found |